February 2010
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Feb 5th
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December 2009
1 post
"I'm just living the dream man..."
Keith’s sentiments exactly, except I do think it’s compulsory to add to the hot tub mention. 2 hours. 2 HOURS. in 12 degree weather. Beer, wine, and multi-person massages galore. It was a time capsule back to 1972 with the way we all hippied out in there. wdieb: This past weekend was something else to say the least. I’ve developed a certain fondness for snowboarding over the past...
Dec 14th
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October 2009
1 post
Online Dating: Why It's Not For Me (excerpt from...
Me: [redacted] is trying to convince me to online date again i was like, ugh. Friend: um [redacted2] and [redacted3] were trying to get me to do it too thats how [redacted3] met his current GF but like when I did online I met creeps but like I know all these people who met their person it just makes me uncomfortable Me: it’s just weird you build up a persona of someone before you meet them...
Oct 23rd
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August 2009
1 post
I shall no longer be lonely
Hello  Dear, I Am Ruth ,a tall good looking girl ,so lovely and caring with good understanding  fair in complexion ,care with good sharing ,honesty and so romantic.I saw your profile which interested me much and i decided to contact you I really want to have a good relationship with you.Pls contact me through this my e-mail (ruthlytoure@yahoo.com)  We need to talk and know ourself more and...
Aug 7th
July 2009
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Jul 27th
Jul 16th
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Telepopmusik / Michael Jackson "Breathe/Remember... →
Michael Jackson + Telepopmusik - Remember The Time (SLEEPER HEARTBROKEN REMIX)
Jul 15th
June 2009
15 posts
Yemeni plane crashes with 154 aboard →
Dude, really? Between the other Airbus, and Iran and all the deaths in the last month, particularly this last week  — I’m beginning to believe that Charles Widmore is no longer a fictional character.
Jun 30th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 12th
Chastity Bono to become Chastity [with a] Boner →
I simply couldn’t resist.
Jun 11th
Bacon-infused Bourbon - WANT. →
Normal order  = Bourbon induces the hangover.  Hangover is cured by the bacon.  Does this mean that bacon in the bourbon takes away the hangover????
Jun 10th
No wonder living in NYC is exhausting
In a span of 5 minutes, I had 3 extreme emotion levels. First, I was at Pret a Manger grabbing lunch, and I was utterly annoyed at this idiot that could not understand to keep his “space” small and I couldn’t get around him to save my life because he was everywhere. This bothered me to no end since I just wanted to get my lunch, pay and get out of there. Next, I was in line...
Jun 10th
ListenWhenever I have a hard time concentrating at work,...
Jun 9th
Adam Lambert finally confirms he's gay... →
One of my girlfriends and I were having a discussion about this yesterday.  Why do homosexuals need to pronounce and announce their sexuality?  Straight people don’t have to go into the closet or shout from the rooftops, “Hey look everybody!  Look at me being heterosexual!” Besides, it’s not like you’d see this particular dude and say, “Oh phew!  I thought you...
Jun 9th
While it's been said 124,000 ways on Tumblr...
I still do and always will <3 Zach Morris.
Jun 9th
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Jun 1st
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May 2009
12 posts
May 27th
24 hours until I'm sitting on the beach.
Looking forward to 5 days of doing nothing at all.
May 21st
May 18th
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May 15th
May 15th
ListenCan someone please explain to me this sudden...
May 15th
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May 11th
The bigger fear is that this will turn off... →
loadedquestions: Gawker is pretty accurate on this. Building a money-making business on the mercurial asset of ‘popularity’ is like building a house on a fault-line. But I’m still posting this so Tumblr still wins for the moment. Hey, free webhosting is free webhosting. UPDATE: Reblog this to increase your tumblarity. I agree completely.  People will claim that it’s not a popularity...
May 8th
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May 7th
90 people get the swine flu and everybody wants to...
(via jessicachu)
May 2nd
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April 2009
15 posts
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
Think context before you type
Hannah: i think my ass is going to the gym tonight
Vanessa: nice
Vanessa: my ass is getting her hair cut
Vanessa: wait
Vanessa: that sounds bad
Hannah: HAHAHAHA
Apr 24th
10 things I loved about 30 Rock last night
30 Rock last night was an explosion of greatly detailed intricacies, and probably one of the best episodes ever.  I watched it twice to see if there was anything I missed the first time around.  Here is a list of my favorites (in no particular order) from last night: 1. “My real name is…Dick Whitman!”  — Kenneth, after Jenna tries to poison him with strawberries. This is...
Apr 24th
WatchWatch
Real Life Pac-man:  F**ks S**t Up.
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
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Apr 10th
Oh HELLZ NO →
Apr 8th
Jews who praise Jesus
Jess: Well if I go earlier, that means I'm home earlier. Praise Jesus!!!
Vanessa: You do realize you just praised Jesus for an early Sader, right?
Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
Moment of Zen for April 3rd
I got off the subway at Rockafeller Center, just like every other day.  But today, I was offered a coupon to Banana Republic by 3 different men, in their late 20s, and all former Hedge Fund dudes. I felt a little like the TGS cast when the financial guys came to intern after getting fired from Wall Street.
Apr 3rd
Heidi wants Spencer to Sing and Rap on her album. →
No.
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
Listensuicideblonde: topherchris: Jefferson Starship...
Apr 1st